| Howdy, complete stranger! You have stumbled upon my homepage: a rich
melange of sight and sound, word and image, ultimately reduced to soulless,
impersonal code.
I
have wrestled with my inner demons and endured the pain of self-revelation
so that you may be entertained. Van Gogh had his paint, Rodin his clay; I
have the icy coldness of the Internet. Excuse me, I have to go smell a
crayon.
This
page is part of the Genius-In-Waiting Webring.
Knowing
you're reading these words makes me feel that we've achieved a unique closeness,
that we've taken our relationship to a whole new level, that no matter how
life's stormy waves might toss us to and fro, we will never feel lonely again
because we will always have each other. And you needn't have any doubts that
these sentiments are sincere, because I took the trouble to copy them off
a poster in my sister's room. Still not convinced? Okay then: Hang in there,
baby! You want it when?
Due
to the overwhelming support I have received for this site - please, no more
proposals of marriage, I need to learn to love myself first - I've decided
to expand and elaborate upon my original creation. You might say I've become
inspired by the sublime artistic possibilities offered by a medium that combines
word, image and sound. Or you might say that if I can manage to develop a
decent case of Repetitive Strain Injury, I've got a shot at going on Social
Security before I'm out of high school and never, ever having to hold down
a job.
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